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Short Stories

This is a selection of short stories - quirky, surreal and sometimes funny - take your pick.

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Dougie Dalglish

High above Edinburgh’s rooftops, Dougie Dalglish reigns supreme — a scarred, belligerent great black-backed seagull with a taste for chaos and a long memory for history.

Satan Claus

The Beaufort bar in the Savoy plays host to three of the Devils most prolific senior demons.

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Zuckerworld

Set in the future in Zuckerbergs deep underground bunker - when things start going horribly wrong and a Demon has to step in.​

Human Ballast

2075. Earth. And A.I. will always need humans to do the meaningful tasks.

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Colonel Blunderbuss

TV's famously obnoxious 80's ventriloquist dummy Colonel Blunderbuss takes control and creates havoc in Julians 'super-woke' home.​

Bermuda Triangle

D.E.C.E.I.T. – Department of Editorial Control, Enforcement & Ideological Truth

 

Date: February 29, 2055

OFFICIAL REPORT: BARRY MANILOW CONFIRMED LIZARD BEING

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The Pie Man

Pipers Savoury Products, limited edition directors prime cut pies available soon in all good pastry eateries courtesy of Sidney Piper.​

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